Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Is Mike Huckabee the coolest Presidential candidate ever?

I mean, I don't agree with him about anything politically. I'm pro-choice. I'm very in favor of the Establishment clause (as well as the traditional understanding of that clause and not the "what the Founding Fathers really meant is they hella loved Jebus and just wouldn't let the government determine which type of Protestant Christianity you were required to subscribe to" version). I think that if you don't believe in the theory of evolution that you're ideologically addled, blinded, or stupid, to the point that you are completely unqualified to be President.

But it's pretty sweet to be able to call in Walker Texas Ranger to go nuke on your opponents' collective ass. I like it.

And I've endured my fair share of Chuck Norris jokes.