In the annals of the Custom service, this has to go down as one of the most absurd episodes ever.
I mean, I wouldn't let this motherfucker in the country on general principles ("Are you fucking crazy? With that 'haircut'?"), but with a bloody chainsaw?! Didn't that tip anybody off? Are we supplying Customs agents with fucking crack or something? "Sure, get the hell in here, psycho, so I can get back to hittin' that there dang ol' pipe... give me a bit more steel wool..."
Holy fucking Toledo... I guess he's not a Ay-rab, so there's obviously no